1) Rubbing my dogs nose in a urine soaked carpet while shouting: "No, bad" won't get me arrested2) When you leave your kid in a cage for 4 hours, he won't really be happy to see you at the end of the day.
3) My dog will never make me a crappy macaroni painting that I'll have to pretend to like and post on the fridge.
4) When your kid knocks up a chick, you can't sell the kids and make a profit.
5) My dog started shitting where I wanted him to within a week of bringing him home.
6) Putting a choker chain on a kid never seems to yield positive results.
7) My dog will never ask for Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad action figure until I'm forced to hit him
There you have it; 7 good reasons to put up your kid for adoption and get yourself a canine companion. Lates, sucka.
There you have it; 7 good reasons to put up your kid for adoption and get yourself a canine companion. Lates, sucka.
