So you're most likely reading this article because you've been
seeing ads about these sprays that are proven to get salesmen more sales and
bachelors more women. You're now just doing your research to see if you can
find even a single unbiased, unsponsored review of ANY of the trust sprays
currently on the market. Well, you're in luck. I tested out one of the spray
and, even though it's just one man's review, it's an honest one.
I won't leave you
in suspense and force you to strain your brain with word, trust sprays are bullshit. They're
a scam and a waste of your hard earned money. For 80% of you, that's all the info
you needed and will stop reading here since you're running off to waste $30 on
some other gimmick.
Enjoy.
So for you
(unfortunately) few who actually care to educate themselves, here's how I
arrived to such a conclusion:
Trust sprays work
on the principal of oxytocin being the bonding hormone. The theory is that oxytocin
is a natural hormone released in the brain that is associated with trust,
intimacy, bonding, etc. It's the hormone released in a new mother when she
breastfeeds her child, of partners in a relationship when they interact and in
just about anyone when they feel intimacy in whatever form. It's pretty much
scientifically proven that smelling
oxytocin while interacting with someone will lead to increased trust and
generosity towards that person.
While many
companies will use very credible scientific evidence to back up the claim that
their oxytocin concoction really works, they fall short in one very crucial
area. In tests involving oxytocin, a high concentration is sprayed directly
into the nasal passage where it can immediately take effect on the brain since
it can only survive in the air for about 30 seconds. The trust sprays, however,
are sprayed on your own body and are diluted heavily with alcohol. The result
is a sucker who just dished out 30 bucks to temporarily coat himself with an
ineffective dose of oxyticin and smell faintly of cheap vodka.
Don't think that
I'm all talk, either. I bought a trust spray by the name of "Liquid Trust" by
Vero Labs I was conveniently working in a popular electronics retail store
that meticulously monitors our sales stats at the time and decided
I'd try a 1 month supply. If I had significant results, I'd tell all my
salesmen colleagues about it, order it in bulk and sell it off to them for a
profit (I'm not THAT stupid). This is the small psuedo-experiment I set up for
myself. I would test sales performance under the following conditions:
1 week of spraying
myself vs 1 week of not1 week of spraying my friend vs 1 week of not
1 week of spraying a friend without their knowledge vs 1 week of not
2 dates with a trust spray vs 2 without
The Results:
I improved slightly, though not significantly
My consenting friend stayed at the same level
My oblivious friend saw a slight decrease in sales
My dates were all extremely successful...but lets be honest; that's just cause I'm me. Have you seen me lately? Damn.
I know you really want it to be true that, with a few spritzes, you can earn more money and have to fight women off. It would be so glamorous if someone offered you a magic potion, at an affordable price, that did just that. Unfortunately, there is no such magic formula.There's no substituting good old fashioned charisma and a healthy knowledge of psychology....unless your date is comfortable with you dosing them via nasal spray upon first contact....never know, some bitches be freakyyy
Peace out, Suckas.
PS: I'd really like to know how many silly $30 purchases I've saved. If you got this far and were talked out of the purchase, please throw a little "thanks dude" in the comments below.
