You just sat down at a cozy restaurant after a long, relaxing day at the beach. You and your partner both agree you'd like something refreshing while the cool breeze kissing your face brings about a sudden desire for warmth. Getting the best of both worlds is easy if you know what to order:
I'll have a:
Hot Southern Night
3/4 oz. Goldschlager
1/2 oz. Southern Comfort
Fill Cola
The lady will have a:
Killer Kool-Aid

3/4 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Melon Liquer
Fill Cranberry Juice
Did you hear the one about the blind prostitute?
Oh, you gotta hand it to her.